You're faced with a problem. Your favorite piece of furniture has just not been acting right lately. It's moody, addicted, violent, or obsessive, or maybe it's a combination of all of those things and more. You're at a loss. You can throw it out, but what will happen then? It will rot in a landfill. Your furniture deserves more than that.When you mention this to your friends, family, and coworkers, they laugh at you. You feel no one understands.
Here at Armchair Psychologist, LLC, we understand, and we're here to help. Having a mental issue is no one's fault. You and your furniture need help to overcome it though, and that's what we do. For years, our highly and specifically trained experts have been treating and helping your furniture. Let us help you become a happy family again.
While we cannot publish a full list of furniture treated due to privacy concerns, here is a partial list of cases we've successfully handled:
-Mirror with narcissistic tendencies---Bipolar alarm clock---Cat toy with PTSD---Hypochondriac thermometer---OCD hand towel---Suicidal shade---Histrionic TV--Lethargic recliner---Addicted computer---Codependent book ends---Aggressive sun tanning bed---Nymphomaniac lawnchair---Cellphone with memory loss---Refrigerator with compulsive eating---Bulimic vacuum cleaner---Cigarette addicted air conditioner---Firearm with anger management issues---Gameboy with ADHD